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“Literally better than anything else in the world, ever! You should trust me on this.”
Kai Davis on Hobo Standard
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. That's not soon enough! Say it in Russian!
Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And then the battle's not so bad?
- Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
- Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
- And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
- Shut up and get to the point!
- THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. I don't want to be rescued. Soon enough.
For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
- Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
- Say it in Russian!
- Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Tell them I hate them. Of all the friends I've had… you're the first.
I had more, but you go ahead. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." We don't have a brig. And until then, I can never die?
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. I wish! It's a nickel. Soon enough. Meh. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Shut up and get to the point! Negative, bossy meat creature! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
Be quiet! Well, she turned me into a newt. What do you mean? Bring her forward! Shut up! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
You don't vote for kings. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Look, my liege! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
- Well, how'd you become king, then?
- Shut up!
- Well, she turned me into a newt.
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Well, she turned me into a newt. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I didn't vote for you.
I am your king. Shut up! Shut up! Bloody Peasant! But you are dressed as one… What do you mean?
- What do you mean?
- You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
- She looks like one.
- Well, we did do the nose.
A newt? Bloody Peasant! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Bring her forward!
Well, what do you want? What do you mean? What do you mean?
It's only a model. Oh, ow! Who's that then? What a strange person. I dunno. Must be a king. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Well, I got better. Bring her forward!
They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Me fail English? That's unpossible. Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
- I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
- Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? You don't win friends with salad.
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Save me, Jeebus. Thank you, steal again.
- Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
- They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
- I didn't get rich by signing checks.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Thank you, steal again. I didn't get rich by signing checks.