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exists.py
import math
import random
import sys
from utils import block, clearpage
class cell:
def __init__(self, text, sides=3, iter=3, max=20, delay=0, jitter=0.0):
self.text = text
self.words = text.split()
self.sides = sides
self.iter = iter
self.max = max
self.delay = delay
self.jitter = jitter
self.step_jitters = [0 for _ in range(0, self.sides)]
self.step = 0 - self.delay
self.countdown = self.iter
def next(self):
if self.delay > 0:
self.delay -= 1
self.step += 1
print('%s delaying...' % self.text, file=sys.stderr)
return True
if self.step >= self.max:
self.countdown -= 1
if self.countdown < 0:
return False
if self.step < self.iter:
print('%s running...' % self.text, file=sys.stderr)
block(self.text, 0.06, 1.2, 0.5, 0.5, 0)
for side in range(0, self.sides):
base_angle = 360 * ((side + 1) / (self.sides))
for sparkle in range(0, self.step if self.step < self.iter else self.iter):
distance = sparkle
if self.step > self.iter:
distance += self.step - self.iter
self.step_jitters[side] += random.randint(-30, 30) * self.jitter
block((self.text + " ") * self.sides,
0.03,
1.2,
0.5 - (0.3 + distance / 100) * math.cos(math.radians(base_angle + 5 * distance + self.step_jitters[side])),
0.5 + (0.3 + distance / 100) * math.sin(math.radians(base_angle + 5 * distance - self.step_jitters[side])),
base_angle + 4 * distance + self.step_jitters[side])
self.step += 1
return True
def perhaps(fragment, shape, insecurity=0):
if shape > 1:
for i in range(0, shape + 1):
are_we_sure = insecurity
turn = 360.0 * ((i + 1) / (shape + 1))
for j in range(0, 200):
if insecurity > 0:
are_we_sure += random.randint(-30, 30) * insecurity
block((fragment + " ") * (8 - shape),
0.03,
1.2,
0.5 - (0.3 + j / 100) * math.cos(math.radians(turn + 5 * j + are_we_sure)),
0.5 + (0.3 + j / 100) * math.sin(math.radians(turn + 5 * j - are_we_sure)),
turn + 4 * j + are_we_sure)
block(fragment, 0.06, 1.2, 0.5, 0.5, 0)
clearpage()
def is_god():
sentiment = 'god is between me and my heart'.split()
lines = [
perhaps(' '.join(sentiment[0:increasingly + 1]), increasingly)
for increasingly in range(0, len(sentiment))]
def what_it_is_not():
sentiment = 'god is not a part of me'.split()
lines = [
perhaps(' '.join(sentiment[0:7 - increasingly]), 7 - increasingly - 1, insecurity=0.07)
for increasingly in range(0, len(sentiment))]
def but_what_if():
sentiment = 'i stand apart from myself'.split()
lines = [
perhaps(' '.join(sentiment[0:increasingly + 1]), increasingly, insecurity=0.09)
for increasingly in range(0, len(sentiment))]
def i_had_a_stance():
sentiment = 'and god cannot stop me'.split()
lines = [
perhaps(' '.join(sentiment[0:increasingly + 1]), 5 - increasingly, insecurity=0.5)
for increasingly in range(0, len(sentiment))]
def dril():
sentiment = 'i will face god and walk backwards into hell'.split()
lines = [
perhaps(' '.join(sentiment[0:increasingly + 1]), 9 - increasingly, insecurity=0.07)
for increasingly in range(0, len(sentiment))]
def dril_anim():
cells = [
cell('IF THE ZOO BANS ME', sides=3, iter=20),
cell('FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS', sides=3, iter=20, max=50, delay=20),
cell('I', sides=3, iter=10, delay=60),
cell('I WILL', sides=4, iter=10, delay=70),
cell('I WILL FACE', sides=4, iter=10, delay=80),
cell('I WILL FACE GOD', sides=5, iter=15, delay=90, jitter=0.03),
cell('AND WALK', sides=6, iter=10, delay=105, jitter=0.04),
cell('AND WALK BACKWARDS', sides=7, iter=15, delay=115, jitter=0.04),
cell('AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO', sides=8, iter=10, delay=130, jitter=0.05),
cell('AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL', sides=9, iter=30, delay=140, jitter=0.05)]
while True:
res = False
for c in cells:
curr = c.next()
res = res or curr
clearpage()
if not res:
break
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utils.py
def block(text, fontsize, lineheight, v, h, r):
print('%%\n'.join((r'\begin{textblock*}{\paperwidth}[0.5,0.5](%0.4f\paperwidth,%0.4f\paperwidth)',
r'\begin{center}',
r'\rotatebox[origin=c]{-%0.4f}{{\fontsize{%0.4f\paperwidth}{%0.4f\paperwidth}\selectfont{}%s}}',
r'\end{center}',
r'\end{textblock*}')) % (h, v, r, fontsize, fontsize * lineheight, text))
def clearpage():
print('\\mbox{}\\clearpage\n')
def newpage():
print('\\newpage\n')
def begin():
print(r'''
\documentclass[11pt]{memoir}
\usepackage[absolute, overlay]{textpos}
\usepackage{graphicx}
\usepackage[
paperwidth=8.5in,
paperheight=8.5in,
layoutwidth=8.5in,
layoutheight=8.5in,
includeheadfoot,
twoside
]{geometry}
\begin{document}
'''.strip())
def end():
print(r'\end{document}')
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zzz_snrk.txt
Makyo does horrible, horrible things with LaTeX, gets perhaps the best warning ever: "I can't work with sizes bigger than about 19 feet." Whups, messed up -some- unit in there :P
Kianir murmurs, "That's a weird limitation."
Lhyton_Tucker says, "And there are folks here - mainly otters - who say, 'Nineteen feet? That's nothing.'"
You yerf, "Wonder if there's an internal representation of units that's just like...a uint8 or something."
You yerf, "And 19' worth of the smallest unit is just like ghjlkdsljfillion"
Kianir murmurs, "It's nothing round to a power of 2 in millimeters."
Kianir hmms. It is about 2^14 points though.
You yerf, "At 300dpi, that's bigger than 2^16 pixels"
You yerf, "So maybe that?"
Kianir murmurs, "Lord Knuth would never permit such units!"
Makyo snrk! "But this was pdftex complaining. dvips could probably handle it!"
Makyo drops a number, cheers! There we go. More algebra than she ever thought she'd use writing poetry ever :P
Kianir murmurs, "You're the most meta person I've ever met."
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