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Jonahss / Deeper Stranger.txt

Created October 25, 2021 04:09

	It's a beautiful morning in Sunny California. It always is, except for the days which are terrible, during which everybody is so into the novelty of misery that they remark to one another about how happy they are for _something different_.

	Dr. Striker steps out of her beat up silver Honda Odyssey and squints miserably into the rain. It plasters her hair to her face, bringing out her characteristic twisted expression of "nature makes me miserable".

	"That was a great acid kinky sex party last night", thinks Dr. Striker.

	Walking down the street, a car zooms by, kicking up a wave of clean water (the feces were washed away during the first few hours of rain last night). The water crests and splashes right onto a homeless person, sitting with all their stuff in plastic bags. The deluge hits them, and they look up at Dr. Striker as she passes.

	The person's mouth is open, eyes creased shut. Wheezing. Are they crying? Laughing? Are those tears, or is it rain, both? Are they totally tripping out, or in rapture... d

Jonahss / multiple-pipe.js

Created March 5, 2019 06:40

multiple-piping-is-concatenated

	let streamify = require('stream-generators')

	let infiniteWordStream = (word) => {
	return streamify(function*() {
	for (let i = 0; i < 1000; i++)
	yield word
	})
	}

	infiniteWordStream('1').pipe(process.stdout)

Jonahss / test.js

Created May 25, 2018 21:48

uncertain-await

Jonahss / main.cs

Last active March 31, 2018 23:21

Redis AddToList

	using System;
	using ServiceStack;
	using ServiceStack.Text;
	using ServiceStack.Redis;
	using ServiceStack.DataAnnotations;

	var redisManager = new RedisManagerPool("localhost:6379");
	var redis = redisManager.GetClient();

	// let's make sure this key doesn't exist first

Jonahss / alert.js

Created November 4, 2016 00:14

console.log('alert')

Jonahss / getGeoLocation logs

Created February 29, 2016 22:29

	[HTTP] --> GET /wd/hub/session/bed650fd-90ec-401e-9a75-f4a0e766bdb6/location
	[MJSONWP] Calling AppiumDriver.getGeoLocation() with args: ["bed650fd-90ec-401e-9a75-f4a0e766bdb6"]
	[debug] [iOS] Executing iOS command 'getGeoLocation'
	[HTTP] <-- GET /wd/hub/session/bed650fd-90ec-401e-9a75-f4a0e766bdb6/location 501 3 ms - 122

Jonahss / gist:6ebee30b8b443f51ae86

Last active December 15, 2015 01:14

Simple Appium Script: local, ios, safari

	var wd = require('wd')

	var remote = wd.remote('localhost', 4723)

	var caps = {
	"deviceName": "iPhone Simulator",
	"browserName": "Safari",
	"platformVersion": "8.2",
	"platformName":"iOS",
	"newCommandTimeout": 100000,

Jonahss / event.js

Created August 27, 2015 19:20

promisify event listeners

	'use strict'

	let fs = require('fs');
	let B = require('bluebird');

	let readStream = fs.createReadStream(__filename)
	readStream.on('close', function() {
	console.log('regular close cb called')
	})

Jonahss / simulator-xcode-6.js

Created July 28, 2015 20:56

getAppDataDir

	// the xcode 6 simulators are really annoying, and bury the main app
	// directories inside directories just named with Hashes.
	// This function finds the proper directory by traversing all of them
	// and reading a metadata plist (Mobile Container Manager)to get the
	// bundle id.
	async getAppDataDir (bundleId) {

	if (await this.isFresh()) {
	log.info('Attempted to get an app path from a fresh simulator ' +
	'quickly launching the sim to populate its directories');

Jonahss / gist:7cff13d1ab7ce6775960

Created April 23, 2015 18:40

	var targetWindow = UIATarget.localTarget().frontMostApp().mainWindow();
	var targetApp = UIATarget.localTarget();

	var interval = 1000; //ms interval to repeat
	var wait = 5; //seconds to wait

	var tapLocation = {x: 300, y: 300};

	var future = new Date();
	future.setSeconds(future.getSeconds()+wait);

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