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If Arundhati Roy Wrote JavaScript
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| // 1) Start with the answer. 2) Move on to the Grubby Details. | |
| // A viable try-able plan. | |
| function sayIt(word) { | |
| return TheSayItSaveItThing(word); | |
| // Does Whatever-it-is-you-need-it-to. | |
| // Loyal, Dependable, Weak-kneed. | |
| function TheSayItSaveItThing(word) { | |
| // When invoked it Saves. | |
| KochuFunction(word); | |
| // When addressed it Says. | |
| TheSayItSaveItThing.toString = function() { | |
| return TheStretchableFetchableThing.join(' '); | |
| } | |
| // Then it waits to be re-summoned. | |
| // Not invoking. Not recursing. Just waiting. | |
| return TheSayItSaveItThing; | |
| } | |
| // Why change KochuFunction when KochuFunction can change itself? | |
| function KochuFunction(word) { | |
| TheStretchableFetchableThing = [word]; | |
| KochuFunction = function(word) { | |
| TheStretchableFetchableThing.push(word); | |
| } | |
| // KochuFunction is no longer what it was. | |
| // Or thought it'd be. Ever. | |
| } | |
| } |
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