You wanna build fast right? GROWTH HACKSZ, RIGHT?
Copy the contents of hackz.js and paste them into the browser console when on a tab that's running DevShop.
Yes. Shout out to the creator of DevShop - it's a really fun game for people coming from agent work / product creation.
Also, this script doesn't do any perf opt; it'll be slow with A LOT of tasks if you so choose to queue a couple hundred DevShop "projects"...
| function productWorkWeek () { | |
| /* | |
| * On any good product day you start by drinking that sweet bean juice; oh the | |
| * joys of a socially accepted chemical addiction hehe. | |
| */ | |
| startTheDayWithCoffee(); | |
| return function finishWorkWeekEarly () { | |
| window.cancelAnimationFrame(window.savepointLolJokeThisIsRealLife); | |
| } | |
| function startTheDayWithCoffee () { | |
| window.savepointLolJokeThisIsRealLife = window.requestAnimationFrame(anxiouslyCheckYourTaskbarsClock); | |
| } | |
| function anxiouslyCheckYourTaskbarsClock (timeOnTheClock) { | |
| /* | |
| * Ok ok ok, I just glanced the clock because I drank too much coffee and | |
| * I'd really like to go to the bathroom to pee and scroll reddit/facebook/twitter | |
| * but also need ta BURN DOWN THOSE POINTS. | |
| */ | |
| if (window.lastTimeYouGlancedTheClock) { | |
| const smallWindowOfTimeBetweenNowAndWhenYouAnxiouslyLookedAtTheClockLast = timeOnTheClock - window.lastTimeYouGlancedTheClock; | |
| if (smallWindowOfTimeBetweenNowAndWhenYouAnxiouslyLookedAtTheClockLast > 1000 /* 1 second in humanz timesz */) { | |
| try { | |
| burndownTheKanbansBecauseCapitalism(); | |
| } catch (err) { | |
| console.error('urgh time is collapsing, my head hurts, what about my promised equity in the company???'); | |
| console.error(err); | |
| return; | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } else { | |
| window.lastTimeYouGlancedTheClock = timeOnTheClock; | |
| } | |
| startTheDayWithCoffee(); | |
| } | |
| function burndownTheKanbansBecauseCapitalism () { | |
| /* | |
| * You know when is a bad time to manage a project? No seriously tell me, I | |
| * don't have boundaries but I'd like to... | |
| * Oh also, so, we shut down the office when spending dollars at the store because shrug. | |
| */ | |
| const outOfOfficeAndProbablyAtApplesStoreBecauseIWantToBeACoolFounderHehe = !document.querySelector('#office:not(.hidden)'); | |
| if (outOfOfficeAndProbablyAtApplesStoreBecauseIWantToBeACoolFounderHehe) return; | |
| /* | |
| * We're definitely in the office so LET'S GET THAT WHIIPP CRACKING (Yoga included) | |
| */ | |
| const kanbanStories = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('#kanbanboard .story:not(.busy)')); | |
| kanbanStories | |
| .sort(($a, $b) => { | |
| /* | |
| * First things first, plebians! Urgh, I mean family members, because this | |
| * company is a family... | |
| * So yeah we prioritise small tasks ok the world revolves around small tasks | |
| * because we get them done sooner and the sooner we get things done the sooner | |
| * we can tell investors that things are moving ahead hahhah̨̥a̦ha̻̟͕h̜̣̣̘̼̥͢ͅa̯ͅ | |
| */ | |
| const storyAPoints = parseInt($a.querySelector('.points').innerText); | |
| const storyBPoints = parseInt($b.querySelector('.points').innerText); | |
| return storyAPoints > storyBPoints ? 1 : -1; | |
| }) | |
| /* REMINDER TO PM: DO NOT SHUT YOUR EYES */ | |
| .forEach(function ($kanbanStory) { | |
| /* OK FIND THE KIND OF TASK THIS STORY IS */ | |
| const taskType = Array | |
| .from($kanbanStory.classList) | |
| .find(cls =>['dev', 'test', 'ba'].includes(cls)); | |
| /* WHO IS AVAIL FOR THIS TASK?????! */ | |
| const teamFolkWhoCanDoTheTaskAtHand = Array | |
| .from( | |
| document.querySelectorAll(`#people > .person.${taskType}`) | |
| ).sort(($a, $b) => { | |
| const folkASkillLevel = parseInt($a.querySelector(`.skill.${taskType}`).dataset[taskType]); | |
| const folkBSkillLevel = parseInt($b.querySelector(`.skill.${taskType}`).dataset[taskType]); | |
| /* MOST SKILLED GETS THE TASK BECAUSE WE WANNA USE THEM BEFORE THEY I̥̝̬͙͟N҉̯Ę̹̞V̴̹̻I̝̥̕T̩̭̰̣̻̭̬A͈̠͍͎̜̬B̸̭̞̹̖L̥̫͚̗͕͚Y̬̕ BURN OUT */ | |
| return folkASkillLevel > folkBSkillLevel ? 1 : -1; | |
| }).filter($person => { | |
| /* DONT LOOK AT BUSY FOLK, THEY'RE PLUGGED IN BROOOO THEY'RE PLUGGED IN */ | |
| return !Array.from($person.classList).includes('busy'); | |
| }); | |
| if (teamFolkWhoCanDoTheTaskAtHand.length > 0) { | |
| /* Yesss good job PM, you can blink now. Assign the task, CRACK WHIP, move on. */ | |
| const $person = teamFolkWhoCanDoTheTaskAtHand[0]; | |
| const personName = $person.querySelector('.name').innerText; | |
| const storyName = $kanbanStory.querySelector('.story-detail').innerText; | |
| const storyId = $kanbanStory.id; | |
| console.log(`>${storyId}< [${taskType.toUpperCase()}] ${personName} was chosen to undertake "${storyName}"`); | |
| $person.click(); | |
| $kanbanStory.click(); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| /* ================================= | |
| * Begin the automation. | |
| * ================================= */ | |
| if (window.finishWorkWeekEarly) window.finishWorkWeekEarly() | |
| window.finishWorkWeekEarly = productWorkWeek(); |